…Ridin′ on the City of New Orleans Illinois Central, Monday mornin' rail 15 cars and 15 restless riders Three conductors, 25 sacks of mail All along the southbound odyssey the train pulls out of Kankakee Rolls along…

…An old cowpoke went riding out one dark and windy day Along the ridge he rested as he went along his way When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw A-plowing through the ragged brush and up the cloudy draw…

…don't blush we don't hush until we crash Oh well, that was something I didn't expect Let's try something a little bit less trash Oh dear, is that Battle Beast coming in? I don't care what happened to the cash tomorrow…