Dear miss lonely hearts I had to write this letter To tell you how I came to meet her She was sweet but I dated her sister That's how I made my mistake And I can't forget her I felt depressed 'til a friend of mine suggested That I write to this address So unless you can find a cure For my loneliness It will persist It will persist

Lonely boy Looking for another Lonely girl To love one another Lonely hearts Turn to each other Lonely souls

Dear lonely boy I doubt if my reply will bring much joy It seems from your letter that you lied Or strongly implied That you were satisfied To take her sister by your side

I became distressed At your total lack of tactfulness So at best all I can suggest Is that you resist and you put an end To such thoughts of silliness

Lonely boy...

Dear miss lonely hearts I've got problems You're the only one I know that can solve them I love a girl but I'm dating her sister If I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her Dear lonely girl I doubt if this reply will bring much joy But you must not trust this boy You must not lust this boy Resist and do not kiss this boy

Lonely boy...