…I'm not sure if I went to sleep Don't remember waking from it But I'm still a gnome Everything is in 2D All the other creatures here are made from Legos A never ending story Horrifying and boring When you thought you…

…gonna dance this night up It's gonna be all the way or full stop If I want to cuddle I'd find solace from a pet shop So if you wanna hold hands I'm gonna lure 'em to my pants Keep em still, stupid grin, it'll look like…

…When everything's bought and paid There's always a remedy Don't have to donate your savings away Proprietary charity We're dancing all night long on our billion dollar bonfire They're saying: You gotta make the most of…

…I'm not ready for a prepaid account I'm not ready to go there with you Somebody else always wins The details I'm interested in are hidden in the fine print I'm not ready for a prepaid account There are few that'll live…

…When it's midnight, this sweet cinderella will shift into a rabid werewolf They line up for easy contentment, we gotta save her from herself and retain her self respect We're gonna save the party if you want us to By…

…these rich bitches in junior high It's my time to shine, took my time, the revenge is mine And you're gonna pay for their crimes After hours of begging you finally gave me a kiss goodnight To get off the hook, maybe, but…

…I can't sleep without a drink next to me I need some variety for me at my worst I've a subconscious feeling that this might be the final sip Why do I have to drink this when everyone knows it's killing me? Gotta find me…

…There is a couple of things I'd like to say before you rule me out You got me looking so crazy, right now Trying to make a difference, believing they will buy your tall strories but soon you'll get lonely, so call your…

…Yes, I was playing some troubadour shows in Playa de las Americas, Tenerife, Canary Islands last christmas when this girl came to me and said she really loved my shit. Especially the Rodhouse blues. I was playing…